"I've just got to get something off my chest"
Confessions are painful, awful things. But, they can set the record straight, and I want to give credit where credit is due. Before I talk about my confession though, let me say a few other things first. Years ago something happened to me that changed my life forever.
I am 19, living the dream as a lifeguard at a Southern California pool. While cruising around town in a sporty little car I get in a violent car accident. My seatbelt malfunctions and I slam into the steering wheel of the car. Once the cars come to rest, the adrenaline rush quickly fades and fear sets in. I go straight to the emergency room, sit in the waiting room for an hour and a half, and leave hours later with a bottle full of prescription pain killers. I’m offered no follow-up appointment or given any indication that anything is really wrong with me. According to the ER docs, my bones aren’t broken, so nothing is wrong. I start getting raging headaches, tightness in my shoulders and excruciating neck pain. I find that the pain killers only take the edge off and leave me feeling like I am living in a bad dream. My parents eventually take me to a great doctor in Redlands, CA. He takes some X-rays and makes some gentle adjustments to my back and neck. The adjustment doesn’t hurt, it actually feels good, like my body releases. My headaches and neck pain go away. And on top of that, he encourages me to alter my diet, and with his direction, I lose 15 lbs. and I am ‘back on top!’ Oh, did I mention that this doctor is a chiropractor? It works so well for me, and I am so impressed with the other ‘miracles’ I see in his office, that I chose to go to chiropractic school myself. It’s strange how life is, because now people come to see me with their back aches, migraines, carpel tunnel and neck pain. I even have patients who come to me with their whiplash, shoulder pain, shooting pains from their low back to their heals (Sciatica), muscle spasms, chronic pain, numbness in limbs, athletic injuries, and more. Some even come to me to try to get off their addictive medications and be drug free. Here’s what your neighbors had to say: “I experienced changes right away and in the first couple of weeks, I was pain free!” - Sarah H. “I was delighted to find someone who actually listened to my problem and immediately went to work to find relief for my pain.” – Sharon G. “I run into friends and they comment, "Wow, you look so different, so well!“ – Carolyn C. Several times a day, patients thank me for helping them with their health problems. But I can’t really take the credit. My confession is that I’ve never healed anyone of anything. What I do is perform a specific spinal adjustment to remove nerve pressure, and the body responds by healing itself. Simply put, I align patients with their design. We get tremendous results. It’s that simple! Tens of millions of Americans no longer have health insurance, and those who do have found that their |
benefits are greatly reduced. That’s where chiropractic comes in. A seven-year study compared costs of people seeing medical providers vs chiropractors. Overall, the patients seeing chiropractors had 60% less hospitalizations, 59% less days in the hospital, 62% less outpatient surgeries, and 85% less costs for prescription drugs.
Given the range and impact of our services, you may be thinking “There is no way this is affordable.” But you’ll be relieved to know that it is. I consider it my obligation to see a patient as little as possible. One month of care at my office, can cost you the equivalent of one office visit from other health care providers. Special Offer – Look, I know you’re smart. You want to get to the cause of your problem, and not just cover it up with drugs. When you call to schedule a new patient exam (by May 12, 2010), you’ll receive the complete exam for only $37. We will in-turn give $27 to Family Life Services to benefit homeless single mothers in Colorado Springs. If you are one of the first 17 people to call, you can get this same offer for $27. No hidden fees...that’s the whole ball of wax. But click here right away, because this offer will end promptly at 5:30 PM on May 12, 2010. Also, due to the nature of this offer, it excludes Medicare/Medicaid beneficiaries. Curious about my qualifications? My under-graduate study was in nutrition and pre-med, and my post-graduate doctorate was completed at Life Chiropractic College. I’ve interned with the leading spinal correction clinic in the country, and I’ve worked as a certified personal trainer. I’ve adjusted day-old babies, helped victims recover from broken backs, and helped fibromyalgia patients feel 30 years younger. I just have that low exam fee to help more people who need care. My assistant is Susie and she is the epitome of ‘healthy at 50,’ and she is a very friendly person. Our office is warm and cozy, and we work hard to do little things that make you feel at home. One of our patients even said, “This is the nicest doctor’s office I’ve been in.” Our office is called Thrive Chiropractic, because that is what we are about…thriving, not just surviving. It is at the S/E corner of Constitution and Paseo just north of Patty Jewett. Our phone number is (719) 475-8676. Click here for an appointment today. I look forward to meeting you. - Dr. Molly Kallenbach, DC P.S. Can you imagine not having to wait at a doctor’s office? Well, your time is as valuable as mine. That’s why we have a no-wait policy. You will be seen within minutes of your appointment. P.P.S. I am also offering the second family member or friend this same exam for only $17. P.P.P.S. Still skeptical? Check us out on Google Maps, and read what others had to say about us. Last time we checked there were 22 reviews. You can also schedule your appointment by clicking here or below. |